Looking for the perfect way to spark a giggle or two? Whether you’re a parent hoping to add some laughter to your child’s day or a teacher in need of a quick brain break, these kid-approved jokes are guaranteed to bring out the smiles. At ages 6 and 7, kids are developing a sharper sense of humor—they love silly wordplay, goofy situations, and clever punchlines that make them feel “in” on the joke.
This collection of 100 clean and hilarious jokes is just right for early elementary kids. Each one is easy to understand, fun to share, and perfect for lunchboxes, car rides, or classroom laughs. Let the giggles begin!
1. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they’d crack each other up!
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
3. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
4. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
5. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
6. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was stuffed!
7. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
8. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
9. What do you call a dinosaur with bad eyesight?
A Do-you-think-he-saurus!
10. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
11. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
12. Why can’t Elsa hold a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!
13. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy!
14. How do cows stay up to date?
They read the mooo-spaper!
15. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
16. What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me!
17. What kind of music do mummies like?
Wrap music!
18. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
19. What do you call a snowman in summer?
A puddle!
20. Why did the frog take the bus to work?
Because his car got toad!
21. How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles!
22. Why did the chicken go to the playground?
To get to the other slide!
23. What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!
24. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
25. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!
26. Why did the cow go to outer space?
To visit the moooon!
27. What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
28. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
29. What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador!
30. Why don’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!
31. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
32. What do you call a fish without eyes?
Fsh!
33. Why was the broom late?
It swept in!
34. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
35. What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!
36. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a virus!
37. What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
A moo-sician!
38. How do you stop a bull from charging?
Cancel its credit card!
39. Why don’t fish play basketball?
Because they’re afraid of the net!
40. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Ice scream!
41. Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
42. What kind of button can’t be unbuttoned?
A belly button!
43. Why did the duck get a time-out?
Because he was being a quack-up in class!
44. What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
45. Why did the pencil go to the principal’s office?
Because it was acting a little sketchy!
46. How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz!
47. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little whine!
48. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear!
49. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers!
50. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes!
51. Why don’t robots ever get scared?
Because they have nerves of steel!
52. What did the peanut say to the jelly at lunch?
“Let’s stick together!”
53. Why did the moon skip dinner?
It was already full!
54. What do turtles do when they get excited?
They come out of their shell!
55. What’s a cat’s favorite sport?
Hairball!
56. Why did the sock hop away?
It found its sole mate!
57. What do you call a snail on a skateboard?
Fast food!
58. Why did the sandwich blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
59. What do you call a dragon who tells jokes?
A fire-cracker!
60. Why did the crayon feel embarrassed?
It got caught coloring outside the lines!
61. What did the broccoli say to the carrot at recess?
“Lettuce play tag!”
62. Why don’t pancakes like jokes?
Because they always fall flat!
63. What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A crane!
64. Why did the shoe go to school?
To become a smart stepper!
65. What did the backpack say to the books?
“You’ve got my back!”
66. Why did the stars have a party?
Because the moon was full of jokes!
67. What’s a robot’s favorite snack?
Computer chips!
68. Why did the jellybean cross the road?
To bounce into a candy store!
69. What’s a fish’s favorite instrument?
The bass guitar!
70. Why did the fork sit out of the race?
It didn’t want to spoon anyone!
71. What do planets say at bedtime?
“Time to hit the space bar!”
72. What do sleepy cows say at bedtime?
“Good moooonight!”
73. Why did the dragon bring a pillow to school?
Because it was ready for nap-time fire drills!
74. What do clouds do after school?
They hang out and chill!
75. Why did the lemonade join the band?
Because it had sweet notes!
76. What kind of bug can tell time?
A clockroach!
77. Why did the book go to the beach?
To catch up on its tan lines!
78. What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks?
A firequacker!
79. Why did the kangaroo bring a pencil to the zoo?
In case it wanted to draw a wild picture!
80. What did the robot say after cleaning its room?
“I’m dust the best!”
81. Why don’t pirates take baths before walking the plank?
Because they just wash up on shore!
82. What’s a witch’s favorite school subject?
Spelling!
83. Why did the snowball apply for a job?
It wanted to start rolling in dough!
84. How do you make a lemon giggle?
Tickle its peel!
85. Why don’t seagulls fly over the playground?
Because they’re afraid of the slide!
86. What did the corn say when it got complimented?
“Aww, shucks!”
87. Why did the crayons quit their job?
Because they felt too boxed in!
88. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange!
89. What do planets use to keep their pants up?
Astro-belts!
90. Why did the spider join Instagram?
To make a web of friends!
91. What do you get when you cross a piano with a cake?
A sweet melody!
92. Why did the alien bring a spoon to school?
To stir up some spacey fun!
93. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
The trom-bone!
94. Why was the orange so grouchy?
It ran out of juice!
95. What do cats read in the morning?
The mews-paper!
96. Why did the owl do well in school?
Because it was a real hoot to learn!
97. What did the pencil say to the eraser?
“You’re always rubbing me the wrong way!”
98. What do ghosts eat for dessert?
Boo-berry pie!
99. Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
So it wouldn’t fall into the hot cocoa!
100. What’s a frog’s favorite kind of candy?
Lollihops!
Laughter isn’t just fun—it’s a great way to connect, relieve stress, and build confidence in young kids. These jokes are lighthearted, imaginative, and just the right amount of silly for growing minds.
We hope this list brought big laughs and bright smiles to your day! Want to keep the fun going? Let your child pick their favorite and challenge them to create a new joke of their own. Because when it comes to kid-friendly humor, there’s always room for one more punchline.
