Looking for the perfect way to spark a giggle or two? Whether you’re a parent hoping to add some laughter to your child’s day or a teacher needing a quick brain break, these kid-approved jokes are guaranteed to bring out the smiles. At age 5, kids start to understand silly wordplay, love goofy characters, and adore jokes they can repeat.
This collection of 100 clean and hilarious jokes is just right for preschool and kindergarten-aged kids. Each one is easy to understand, fun to share, and perfect for lunchboxes, playdates, or circle time. Let the giggles begin!
1. Why did the orange wear sunscreen?
Because it didn’t want to peel!
2. What did the moon say to the stars at bedtime?
Time to twinkle off!
3. Why don’t spiders go to school?
Because they learn everything on the web!
4. What did the balloon say to the pin?
Hi there—POP!
5. Why did the crayon get in trouble?
It drew on the walls!
6. What do you call a dancing duck?
A quack-stepper!
7. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse!
8. What game do baby cows like to play?
Moosical chairs!
9. Why was the broccoli embarrassed?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
10. How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words!
11. What did the pillow say when it fell off the bed?
That’s the last straw—I’m stuffed!
12. What’s a pirate’s favorite veggie?
Arrrr-tichokes!
13. Why did the truck sleep in?
Because it was tired from hauling all night!
14. What did the spoon say to the fork?
You’re looking sharp today!
15. Why did the bat bring a suitcase to school?
Because it was going on a field trip!
16. How do aliens drink their tea?
From flying saucers!
17. What did the cupcake say to the fork?
You really stick around, don’t you?
18. Why did the jellybean go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little wobbly!
19. What did the blanket say to the bed?
I’ve got you covered!
20. Why did the kangaroo hop across the playground?
Because it heard the slide was a jumpin’ good time!
21. How do pirates take a bath?
They wash up on shore!
22. What did the snowflake say to the mittens?
Thanks for the warm welcome!
23. Why don’t clouds ever get lost?
Because they always follow the weather report!
24. What do you call a bear that tells jokes?
Funny grizzly!
25. Why did the jelly sandwich blush?
Because it saw the peanut butter getting dressed!
26. Why did the turtle bring a backpack?
Because it wanted to come out of its shell!
27. What do you call a sleepy dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
28. Why was the soccer ball so tired?
It had been kicked around all day!
29. What kind of bug loves to dance?
A jitterbug!
30. Why did the ice cube go to school?
To become a little cooler!
31. What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A neigh-bor!
32. Why did the spoon get invited to all the parties?
Because it always stirred things up!
33. What’s a cow’s favorite subject in school?
Moo-sic!
34. Why did the ghost go to the library?
To read some boo-ks!
35. What kind of flower grows on your face?
Tulips!
36. Why did the owl bring a pencil to class?
Because it wanted to draw on its wisdom!
37. What do frogs wear on their feet?
Open-toad sandals!
38. Why don’t giraffes do well in hide-and-seek?
Because they always stick their necks out!
39. What did the sandwich say to the picnic blanket?
Lettuce go!
40. Why did the robot go on vacation?
It needed to recharge!
41. What do you call a snowman’s dog?
A slush puppy!
42. Why did the grapes start singing?
Because they heard it was a jam session!
43. What do you get when you tickle a piano?
A giggle note!
44. Why did the squirrel bring a ladder?
To get to the higher branch of school!
45. What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Buzz cuts!
46. What did the banana say to the backpack?
I’m going to split if we don’t leave soon!
47. Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
48. What did the paint say to the wall?
You’ve got me covered!
49. Why did the popcorn go to the movies alone?
Because it was already popping with excitement!
50. What do robots eat for snacks?
Microchips and salsa!
51. Why did the teddy bear skip lunch?
Because it was already stuffed!
52. What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
An alley cat!
53. Why did the elephant wear floaties?
Because it didn’t want to sink in the bathtub!
54. What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
55. Why was the corn so good at telling jokes?
It was all ears!
56. What did the cookie say after a long day?
I’m feeling a little crumby.
57. Why did the chicken sit in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line!
58. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
You’d think it’s R, but it’s the C!
59. Why did the monster eat the lightbulb?
Because he wanted a light snack!
60. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny!
61. Why did the duck cross the playground?
To quack up the kids!
62. What kind of dog loves books?
A read-er retriever!
63. Why did the music teacher go to space?
To find the perfect pitch!
64. What did the sock say to the shoe?
I’ve got you covered!
65. Why was the watermelon embarrassed?
It saw the cantaloupe elope!
66. What do you get when you cross a snail and a race car?
Fast food!
67. Why don’t sloths ever get in trouble?
Because they’re too slow to do anything wrong!
68. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone!
69. Why did the cupcake go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumby!
70. What do you call a sleepy computer?
A screen saver!
71. Why did the robot bring toilet paper?
In case it had a megabyte!
72. What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
Scream of Wheat!
73. What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?
A frizzbee!
74. Why did the goat get a smartphone?
To take mooo-d selfies!
75. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste?
You’ve got a great taste in friends!
76. Why did the teddy bear bring a suitcase?
It was going on a nap-cation!
77. What kind of bug loves math?
An alge-bug!
78. Why did the doughnut go to school?
Because it wanted to be smarter than a jelly roll!
79. What did the apple say to the worm?
You’re really getting under my skin!
80. Why don’t robots like bedtime stories?
They already have too many bytes!
81. What do you call a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake!
82. Why was the broom so good at sports?
It always swept the competition!
83. What did the volcano say to its friend?
I lava you!
84. Why did the snail bring a helmet?
Because it was going on a speedy slide!
85. What kind of fish loves to sing?
A tuna!
86. Why was the banana so popular?
Because it always split before the drama!
87. What did the dough say to the rolling pin?
You’re flattening my plans!
88. Why don’t kangaroos get tired?
Because they always bounce back!
89. What do you call a pig who tells jokes?
A ham-comedian!
90. Why did the bird bring a backpack?
To carry its tweet snacks!
91. What’s a frog’s favorite candy?
Lollihops!
92. What did the swing say to the slide?
You lift me up when I’m down!
93. Why did the dragon sit in the shade?
Because it didn’t want to burn out!
94. What kind of car does a snowman drive?
A snowmobile!
95. Why was the sandwich so good at making friends?
Because it knew how to meat people!
96. What do you call a lion who’s always telling jokes?
The king of comedy!
97. Why did the bee bring a map?
Because it didn’t want to buzz around in circles!
98. What did the pencil say to the notebook?
You’ve got me scribbling with joy!
99. Why don’t clouds take tests?
Because they’d just drift off!
100. What did the carrot say at the party?
Lettuce turnip the beet!
