Knock-knock jokes are a timeless and fun way to make kids laugh while sparking their creativity. Whether you’re looking for a silly joke to tell at the dinner table, a giggle-worthy icebreaker, or just something to brighten your child’s day, these jokes are guaranteed to bring smiles. From classic punchlines to fresh and clever wordplay, we’ve gathered some of the best knock-knock jokes that are perfect for kids of all ages. Get ready to knock, laugh, and repeat!
1. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
2. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
3. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says MOO!
4. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
5. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
6. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
7. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
8. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you again!
9. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
10. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split, so ice creamed!
11. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
12. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
13. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to hear more jokes?
14. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling jokes?
15. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
16. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one home?
17. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Why are you crying again?!
18. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you bring the snacks!
19. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again? I didn’t hear you!
20. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like another joke?
21. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep!
22. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hear another joke?
23. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess me, open the door!
24. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in now?
25. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you! Hand over the candy!
26. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olaf.
Olaf who?
Olaf my friends are here!
27. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
28. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden.
Wooden who?
Wooden you like to hear another joke?
29. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy’s a great day for a joke!
30. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda best friend I have!
31. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me, I forgot the joke!
32. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good! Hawaii you?
33. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you hiding behind the door!
34. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
35. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe open the door for me?
36. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for another joke!
37. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, YOU’RE a poo!
38. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima big fan of these jokes!
39. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby coming around the mountain!
40. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Taco.
Taco who?
Taco ‘bout how funny these jokes are!
41. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five!
42. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive in a treehouse!
43. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie body home?
44. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hank.
Hank who?
Hank you for opening the door!
45. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to waste—open up!
46. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t work, can you let me in?
47. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ella.
Ella who?
Ella-vator is broken, so I took the stairs!
48. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Stew.
Stew who?
Stew you know any more jokes?
49. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eiffel.
Eiffel who?
Eiffel down, can you help me up?
50. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!
51. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
52. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ivy.
Ivy who?
Ivy got a funny joke for you!
53. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Benny.
Benny who?
Benny good jokes lately?
54. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
55. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, open the door!
56. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yeti.
Yeti who?
Yeti or not, here I come!
57. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey doesn’t fit in this tiny door!
58. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Basil.
Basil who?
Basil-ly, I’m here to make you laugh!
59. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know better than to stand outside!
60. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size!
61. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Waffle.
Waffle who?
Waffle I do if you don’t open the door?
62. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Vera.
Vera who?
Vera you been all my life?
63. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me, I’m way ahead of you!
64. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Lemon me in, it’s cold outside!
65. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sal.
Sal who?
Sal we go out and play?
Knock-knock jokes are a simple yet entertaining way to share laughter with kids, making everyday moments even more enjoyable. Whether you’re telling these jokes on a road trip, during a family game night, or just for fun, they’re sure to bring plenty of giggles. Keep these jokes handy and don’t be afraid to add your own creative twists to them. After all, the best part of a good joke is sharing it with others!
