Looking for a wild way to make kids laugh? We’ve rounded up 55 hilarious animal jokes that are perfect for children of all ages. From silly sloths to punny penguins, these clean and kid-friendly jokes are sure to spark giggles and grins. Get ready for a paws-itively fun time the whole family will enjoy!
1. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
2. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re a little shellfish!
3. Why did the cow win an award?
Because it was outstanding in its field!
4. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
5. Why did the duck get sent to time-out?
Because he was being a wisequacker!
6. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper!
7. Why did the crab never share his toys?
Because he was a little shellfish!
8. What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!
9. Why did the horse go behind the tree?
To change his jockeys!
10. How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz!
11. What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador!
12. Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse!
13. What do you get if you cross a fish and an elephant?
Swimming trunks!
14. Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
Because he had his head in the clouds!
15. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
16. Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them!
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
18. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!
19. What do cows like to do on a Friday night?
Go to the moo-vies!
20. Why don’t lions play cards in the wild?
Too many cheetahs!
21. Why did the pig become an actor?
Because he was a real ham!
22. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
23. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
24. What do you call a fish that practices medicine?
A sturgeon!
25. Why was the turtle so shy at the party?
Because he came out of his shell too soon!
26. How do you know if there’s a giraffe in your fridge?
You can smell its neck-stenderizer!
27. What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent!
28. Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
29. What kind of dog loves indulging in magic tricks?
A hocus-pocus hound!
30. Why did the owl get promoted?
Because he was a real wise guy!
31. What’s a kangaroo’s favorite type of music?
Hip-hop!
32. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels!
33. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ear off… then eats it!
34. How do you make a goldfish age backward?
Put it in de-fin-itely cold water!
35. Why did the bear bring a suitcase to school?
He wanted to be a koala-fied student!
36. What do frogs order at fast food restaurants?
French flies and a diet croak!
37. Why did the llama get kicked out of the zoo?
He was acting like a real drama-llama!
38. What do cows read in the morning?
The moos-paper!
39. How does a spider communicate?
On the web!
40. Why did the ant sit on a phone?
To be on call!
41. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
42. Why was the squirrel late to school?
Because he got caught in a nut traffic jam!
43. What do sheep say to each other at bedtime?
“Fleece dreams!”
44. Why did the antelope bring a ladder to the bar?
Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
45. What kind of math do owls like?
Owl-gebra!
46. What do ducks use to fix things?
Duck tape!
47. Why don’t zebras play hide and seek?
Because they’re always spotted!
48. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer!
49. Why did the goat start a podcast?
He had a lot to bleat about!
50. How do you know a dog is a great musician?
He has perfect pooch!
51. What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it!
52. Why did the beaver get a promotion?
Because he was dam good at his job!
53. What did the dolphin say when he made a mistake?
“I didn’t do it on porpoise!”
54. Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around too long!
55. What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple!
We hope these 55 animal jokes brought plenty of laughs and smiles to your day! Whether you’re sharing them at home, in the classroom, or on a car ride, they’re perfect for kids who love a good giggle. Keep the fun going by bookmarking this list for your next silly moment!
